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How would you feel if your favorite team asked Paris Hilton to sing the National Anthem before the game? :P?

A silly question just for fun.

Actually, it could be a good thing. If they were to announce it before tickets went on sale, I might be able to fulfill my dream of having an entire MLB park to myself.
I think that would be a ball – if I had to pee, they could just stop the game for me. And I sure wouldn't have to wait for the beer man to come my way. And wouldn't have to be one of the first 5,000 people into the park to get a floppy hat, a magnet schedule or a Bobby Scales bobble head.