Yes I know Yahoo Answers isn’t supposed to be for questions like this, but where exactly DO you ask? Google is spammed-up with links to rubbish porn sites when you type in search queries like “best porn dvd”.
Why are there so many bad porn videos?
Girl in a bikini bouncing on an exercise ball – great idea, but then some genius says “you know what this scene needs? A big naked fat guy who looks just like Barney from The Simpsons standing next to her! Let’s make sure we get a shot of hairy butt in every close-up”.. And what music do they pick to set the mood? Rap-music of course, and not just any rap-music, it has to be by some big fat (possibly naked) guy singing about how all the “ho’s” worship him and inviting me to inspect the dimensions of his pride-and-joy. Why exactly do they think I’d be turned-on by P Diddy? Maybe if I was gay, but I’m not.
Thousands and thousands and thousands of dreary, unwatchable pornos.. how do you find one that isn’t junk? It’s no wonder so many people download pirated porn movies, they are overpriced even when they’re free!
Well, if anyone knows of a video of a girl in a bikini bouncing on an exercise ball without the accompaniment of P Diddy and Barney, let me know.
From my admittedly slight acquaintance with porn, I entirely agree. The story lines are ridiculous; and the film makers/ photographers seem to have no idea of the aesthetic. Repulsive males are a speciality. The biggest joke is ‘Adult Content’. ‘Adult’ is about the last thing porn is, so far as I can tell. Most porn looks as if it was made by unintelligent and unimaginative 13 year old kids.